Assault on: The Castle of Shrek.

[Xazz]

"Salm, chill," said Nik and moved his girlfriend away from Puss and the others.

"I don' feel so good," said Shrek and sat down clutching his stumach and head.

"Maybe it was all the crap you stuffed into your overly full black hole!" jeered Siree.

[Lord Zaeon]

Zaeon laughed at Siree's remark. "She's right you know." He said.

"Alright alright!" Shrek said. "The finals begin now."

[Xazz]

"Kitty kitty," Salm purred wrenching from her boy friend's grip. "I want the kity's soft fur, meow," she said insanly.

"Z, Doll, time," Siree whispered to the two meditators. They both opened their eyes and stood up. The boy whispered into Z's ear and she nodded.

[Lord Zaeon]

"Okay, you will all be randomly paired up. As how I sayso!" Shrek said.

"Whatever." Zaeon said.

[Xazz]

"I want the kitty," Salm said "Kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty kitty-" she kept going.

[Lord Zaeon]

"Heh he heh," Shrek chuckled. "For that, you'll fight Donkey! And you," He pointed at Z, "You'll fight Puss!"

((You assign the rest.))

[Xazz]

"Damnit," Salm sulked. "Oh well, I get to kick the ass's ass!" she said and laughed.

"Okay," said Z.

"You," and Shrek pointed to Siree, "your fihting Charming," and he pointed at the blond. Siree grinned flirtausly at him.

"Fiona, my sweet, pick," he said to his wife.

"Him," and pointed at Doll.

Z laughed, "prepare the death bells!" she yelled.

((I don't remember any others))

[Lord Zaeon]

((who's left?))

[Xazz]

((wait, I got some))

"You," and he pointed at Lyte, "your fighting the pigs," and he pointed to the three pigs. "And you," he pointed to Nik, "you got Pinnoceo," and pointed at the puppet.

"Your kidding me! My dog has craped things bigger then that!" said Nik exasperated pointing at the puppet.

"Oh shut up," said Shrek. "And you," he pointed to Zaeon, "your facing the dragon," he said pointing at the great dragon behind Donkey.

[Lord Zaeon]

"You would do that wouldn't you?" Zaeon chuckled.

"Three pigs?" Lyte asked. "That's seriously not cool." He pouted.

[Xazz]

"Well is you can create that thing," and motioned to the behemouth, "then I think you can handle Dragon."

"And shut up," said Z. "I have to face the stupid cat!"

"I resent that!" said Puss.

"Oh go couch up a fur ball," Z shot back.

"I'll cough one right on your face sweet heart," he said. Z stuck her tounge out and fliped the bird to teh cat.

[Lord Zaeon]

((lol))

"Very well then." Zaeon said, laughing at Z's gesture.

"I still don't want to fight the three pigs." Lyte pouted.

"You're no challenge to us anyway." One of the pigs said in his bad German accent.

"Du bist dummkopf," Lyte said in actual german. The pigs looked confused.

[Xazz]

((what does that mean?))

"OOOOOO!!" Z lauged.

[Lord Zaeon]

((You are a Stupidhead. German insults are lame.))

"Exactly," Lyte said.

[Xazz]

"BURN!!" Z and Siree yelled at the same time.

[Lord Zaeon]

((lol. Continue with the fights))

[Xazz]

((okay))

"Okay first one up with freak girl and Donkey," said Shrek. Everyone backed away but Salm and Donkey. She drew her duel daggers with a predatory grin.

[Lord Zaeon]

"This'll be good." Lyte said.

"Yes," Zaeon said, still lying atop his Wyvern.

[Xazz]

"Come," said Bean and did the 'comon' hand motion at Donkey.

((be Donkey))

[Lord Zaeon]

"You're asking for it woman!: The donkey said. "I'm a whirlwind adventure ready to impale you like a piece of driftwood!" He said. He charged at Bean.

[Xazz]

((i can just hear him saying that!))

"Donkay, Donkay," she said in a fake spanish accent holding out a blue kerchief.