Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 18:32:49 GMT -5
"Ahwawawawaw!" Was donkey's strange war cry.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 18:34:16 GMT -5
"O' LA!" she yelled and flashed the kercheif away just as he ran through it. As he ran she vaulted and landed on his back. "YE HAW!" she cried and Donkey started to buck.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 18:44:21 GMT -5
"Hey! Get off of me you crazy woman!" Donkey said, trying to throw Bean off.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 18:49:29 GMT -5
Salm laughed insanly and whooped happily. "WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!" she yelled.
"Salm just end it!" Z called.
"You got it!" she yelled back and drew one of her daggers while the other hand held onto Donkey.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 19:12:54 GMT -5
"AUCK! No no no no no!" Donkey pleaded.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 19:37:13 GMT -5
Salm put her foot down onto the ground and Donkey ground to a halt. "Sorry, nothing personal," she said and slamed the dagger home into his thoat.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 19:41:39 GMT -5
Donkey gasped for breath, before swaying about. He fell over onto his side, blood pourting from his neck.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 19:48:43 GMT -5
Salm got off the dead animal and wiped her dagger on the things fur. Dragon looked at Donkey and throwing her head back bellowed sorowfully.
"Easy," she said and all the fairy tale peoples were quiet.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 19:50:22 GMT -5
"Rather bloody..." Shrek said solemnly.
"Shut up and get on with it." Lyte said.
"Quiet!" Shrek said.
((Who's going next?))
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 19:51:30 GMT -5
((don't matter. You pick))
"Why did you do that for?" Feona asked the girl.
"because I can," she said casting an insane eye on the queen. "And I like it..."
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 19:55:06 GMT -5
"Enough of this talk!" Shrek yelled. "I want... the guy that doesn't care, him!" Shrek pointed at Lyte.
"Hoo yeah! Bring it!" Lyte was ready
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 19:59:15 GMT -5
The three pigs steped forward. "Bring it on tough guy," said one in his accent. They reached up into their hats and pulled out daggers.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 20:02:06 GMT -5
"Daggers?" Lyte laughed. "Cute, very cute." He said. "Of course, i'm in the mood for Bacon, maybe Salm wants some?" He turned to face the girl.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 20:04:17 GMT -5
"Yes, cooked all nice and crispy with a side of potatoes and eggs!" she said. "And maybe some donkey," she added thoughtfully.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 20:09:28 GMT -5
"Alright!!" Lyte said. He brandished his sword.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 20:12:22 GMT -5
"Bring it on," said another pig.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 20:34:45 GMT -5
"Heh," Lyte grinned. "Little pigs little pig, let me in!" Lyte dashed through one of the pigs faster than anyone could notice. The pig looked down and a large cut formed across his midsection. It seemed to grow and grow until the Pig was completely in half.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 20:38:45 GMT -5
"We're having bacon tonight!" Salm yelled leaping into the air.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 20:46:51 GMT -5
"Oh little pig?" Lyte asked. He was nowhere to be seen. The pigs were quivering.
"We're-" one was about to say, but was quickly split in half by Lyte's blade. The last pig almost started crying.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 16, 2006 20:52:36 GMT -5
"And blood pudding, and blood sausage," said Salm licking her lips.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 16, 2006 20:58:09 GMT -5
"Please, i'm so sorry! Forgive me." The pig said.
"Too late!" Lyte said. And in a flash, a flurry of slices could be seen. the Pig fell to pieces.
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