Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 18, 2006 20:04:57 GMT -5
"And that's putting it mildly," Lyte said.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 18, 2006 20:12:21 GMT -5
"Well that's all she needs to know," said Nik. "So should we do it?"
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 19, 2006 18:09:34 GMT -5
"If you guys want too..." Zaeon said.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 19, 2006 18:20:00 GMT -5
"All who agree that'll be excelent torture until we can get somthing better all raise your left hand and say 'I'," said Z.
"I!" came a chorus of voices from all her chars, all their left hands raised, even Salm had.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 19, 2006 18:21:21 GMT -5
"Aye." Lyte and Zaeon said raising their hand.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 19, 2006 18:48:59 GMT -5
"Okay then, now who has a TV and/or video or some player you use?" Z asked looking around.
"What's a TV?" Siree asked.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 19, 2006 18:50:53 GMT -5
"I've got... uh..." Lyte said. "I haven't anything. "
"Neither do I, excepting my CD and MP3 player." Zaeon said.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 19, 2006 19:12:51 GMT -5
The others shook their heads. "Alright, Z to the rescue!" said the Sith and began digging around in her robes. "Lets see... no," and she tossed out a wrench. "No, *a horse shoe*... no *cattle brand*... no *magic 8 ball*... no *a food processor* ...no *a small vacuum cleaner* ....no *a rubber chicken*.... no *a Play girl magazine* Where did that come from!" she hastily shoved it back into her robes. ((I couldn't help myself! XD)) "No *a sucky apple laptop*... no *an Xbox 360*... no *a Nintendo DS* ...no *PSP, which she gently laid down away from all the other crap*... no *a cooked turkey* So that's where my lunch went," she said and shrugged as she threw it over her shoulder. "No *A ham*...no *the kitchen sink*."
"I Think that's everything. I mean you threw out everything including the kitchen sink!" said Nik.
"No, its in here," she persisted and stuck her head into the robe. "Found it! It was under the AC," she said and pulled out a small falt square and a mini DVD player. She pressed a hidden button on the square and it turned in a 48" plasma ((like in the Jetsains with his car XP)). "There we go," and she hooked the player up to it. She grabbed the cord and plugged it into another one from the bowls of her robes. Then she put all the other crap away. "There we go!" she said triumpetly.
Everyone stared at her in pure shock and amazment.
((I don't read Play girl, just to clear that up >_<))
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 19, 2006 19:15:15 GMT -5
"Z... can I borrow your robe?" Lyte asked.
"Shut up Lyte." Zaeon said.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 19, 2006 19:19:34 GMT -5
"Hell no! I practically live in this thing!" said Z and wrapped the Sith robe around her. "And I look damn scary when I put the hood up and make my eyes glow, its fun to scare Nana with it," she said grinning.
"Yeah, and just the fact it scares Kanna lets you know its scary," said Nik.
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Lord Zaeon
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The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 19, 2006 19:26:03 GMT -5
"Aw..." Lyte said.
"You should have guessed she'd say no," Zaeon said.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 19, 2006 19:33:23 GMT -5
"I think we can Salm to turn the tape on and leave," she said and the said girl handed Nik the godmother.
"Yup," she said grinning.
"I think a hundred feet oute to do the trick," said Z. "That way we can't see or hear anything."
"Yeah," she Nik still holding Salm's dagger at the godmother's throat.
"Siree do your thing!" said Z.
"Kay," said the elementalist and with a light wave of her hands snatched Shrek and the godmother from their captors and anchored them heavily in about two feet of rock. Then using a small bit of water that was perfectly transparent and without any ripples, that would keep the eyes moist, she kept the two's eyes open.
"Wait for a signal, kay Salm?" Z asked.
"Sure," said Salm and the others walked off so they didn't have to watch the torture.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 20, 2006 17:46:23 GMT -5
"Ooh boy, I feel sorry for them." Lyte said.
"Hmm." Was Zaeon's response.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 22, 2006 19:58:02 GMT -5
Once they were a hundred feet away, an extention cord running out of Z's Sith robes the whole way, Z flashed her saber. Salm took that as the signal and pressed the play button. Then running as fast as she could came over to them.
It took about ten minutes, but the screaming for mercy did start...
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 22, 2006 20:13:33 GMT -5
Lyte began to laugh outloud at their pain. He heard... strange sounds emmiting from the player.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 22, 2006 20:45:59 GMT -5
"You okay?" Nik asked seeing Bean's face. It looked slightly green and way wardly distrubed.
"I saw some," she said her voice just positivly quivering.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 23, 2006 14:45:52 GMT -5
Both Lyte and Zaeon gasped. "Are you okay?" Zaeon asked.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 23, 2006 15:09:27 GMT -5
"Ya-yeah, I-I'll be fine. I just need somthing to take away that," she said. Everyone knew what she ment by that.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 23, 2006 21:53:48 GMT -5
Lyte and Zaeon shuddered. "I feel for ya," Lyte said, shaking his head solemnly.
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Post by Xazz on Apr 23, 2006 22:14:46 GMT -5
"You have no idea of the horror," she said and sat down holding her head. "I just need to clear my head," she said to herself.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 23, 2006 22:15:55 GMT -5
"Sing a song to yourself." Lyte suggested.
"Think of a movie you've seen." Zaeon commented.
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