Assault on: The Castle of Shrek.

[Xazz]

"Why do you keep winning?" Shrek demanded.

[Lord Zaeon]

"Because 1) You guys S-U-C-K! and 2) That's how we roll." Lyte said.

[Xazz]

"My god..." said Siree looking at Salm. "That's worse then Rengie! And he was a lame idiot!" she said. Salm laughed.

[Lord Zaeon]

"Don't mind him." Zaeon said, knocking Lyte across the back of his head.

[Xazz]

The woman laughed. "Well I want to go," said Siree, "I think I'm the last one anyway, right?"

"Yeah I think so," said Nik.

"Oh Charming," she said in a sing-song voice.

[Lord Zaeon]

Lyte and Zaeon snickered as Charming walked by.

"*cough*Loser*cough*" Was Zaeon's reaction...
"*cough*mamasboy*cough*" Was Lyte's.

[Xazz]

()

The girls that weren't fighting laughed and Nik chuckled under his breath. Only Doll had no reaction, at least on teh outside, on the inside he was chuckling slightly.

"Hello, my sweet lady, shall we dance?" Charming asked.

"Oh, what a gentleman, such a flirt too," Charming grinned. "I think I won't waste my time on you, just let my boyfriend do it, Z!"

"Of course darling," said Z and held out her cube again. "Your girl's callin'," she said. A man appeared, brown haired and tanned a second later a huge dragon appeared. It was red with great ivory spikes along its back.

"There," Siree said pointing at Charming, the man grinned and without warning the dragon leaped at Charming and swallowed him whole. After a second it burped. "Well that was easy!" said Siree.

"Back you go, lad," said Z and the man and dragon dissapeared.

((that was fun XD))

[Lord Zaeon]

Lyte grinned, and turned to look at Zaeon. "Don't say it Lyte," Zaeon said. Lyte couldn't help it.

"DENIED!!" He said to Zaeon's face. Zaeon groaned.

[Xazz]

That made the women crack up even more. "Poor dear," said Z and patted her shoulder. Siree didn't get it.

[Lord Zaeon]

"Ok, whatev." Zaeon said.

"Hold on." Lyte said, taking a break from his laughing. "Ok, I'm good." He said. "Be happy you're a heartless dude." Lyte said.

"Yeah," Zaeon said.

[Xazz]

((I feel sorry for Zaeon. :shrug: Oh well, I did wan you back in Barney did I not? Well maybe Eil can get the Siree in my fantasy chars XD)) ((and now what??))

[Lord Zaeon]

((Yeah, I know. I just wanted to do that.))

Shrek looked shocked. His entire task force was demolished. He stuttered, then tried to make a break for it. "You'll never catch me!" He yelled over his shoulder.

[Xazz]

"Please!" Siree yelled and quickly made up a strong wind. It was so powerful it became solid and grabed Shrek and put him in front of them, where she then bound him with rock braces.

Salm grabbed the godmother. Holding her hostige with a dagger at the woman's throat.

[Lord Zaeon]

Zaeon walked up to one and Lyte the other. "What to do with them guys? They'd make real lousy Heartless." Zaeon said.

[Xazz]

"I say we force them to watch KRew strip!" said Salm. All the elves, and Z and Zaeon shuttered. That was a fate almost to creul for anyone.

[Lord Zaeon]

"That's a little too cruel." Zaeon chuckled. "I wouldn't wish that on anyone."

[Xazz]

"Aww, but it would be funny," said Salm, she hadn't shuttered with the others.

[Lord Zaeon]

"She's a point there." Lyte said. "Doesn't mean we'd have to see it." He said.

[Xazz]

"Us see is, gods no. Just them. And Siree can keep them from closing their eyes," said Salm.

[Lord Zaeon]

"So?" Lyte asked.

"I dunno..." Zaeon said skeptically.

[Xazz]

"Comon, it'll be fun! And I gaurentee its athentic, I got it from Rayn!"

"Who's Krew?" asked Siree.

"A fat bastard," said Mik.