Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 27, 2006 21:49:44 GMT -5
"Let's start pn the Godmother. Let him suffer for a bit."
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Post by Xazz on Apr 27, 2006 22:22:52 GMT -5
"I'll get the salt!" said Z and started muttering to herself and pulling things from her robe looking for said item. "I so need to renevate this thing," she muttered as she threw about three mac computers out.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on Apr 28, 2006 10:15:23 GMT -5
"Wow, you have a lot of stuff." Spiral said.
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Post by Xazz on May 1, 2006 21:31:16 GMT -5
"Yeah, damn gate keeps mafuntioning. I need a Reon crystal... but those things are fucking rare! And even when I do find one no one wil sell it," she grumbled and threw out a 12" TV monutor and a weird frisbee like thing.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 2, 2006 10:15:32 GMT -5
"Reon crystal..." Spiral thought.
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Post by Xazz on May 3, 2006 17:19:16 GMT -5
"Yes! Their rarer then black diamonds being found in Zantine mines!!"
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 4, 2006 19:45:14 GMT -5
"Sounds so familiar..." Spiral thought.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 15:33:00 GMT -5
"I wonder why? Their the most valuable gem in the black, and white market. Not even black diamonds or spring gold are more expensive," she sighed and tossed out an acient Nitendo 64 from her robe. It landed a few inches from Shrek's head.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:03:36 GMT -5
"Noooo!!!" Zaeon dove for the 64, catching it in his hands. "You NEVER throw a 64, EVER!!!!!" He said.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:06:15 GMT -5
"Why not?" she asked and pulled another one out of her robes, this one in perfect mid condition. "That one is peice of junk, it doesn't even read the effing cartrages," she said and put the working 64 back into her robe.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:23:43 GMT -5
"Oh..." Zaeon said. He dropped the malfunctioning game system.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:25:30 GMT -5
"Like I would destroy a classic! Its like setting fire to a Galaga game!" she shreiked then found what she was looking for, a pound of sea salt. "Much salter then kosher," she said.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:26:12 GMT -5
"Great." Spiral said.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:28:55 GMT -5
"Now right over the wound...wait!" and she held her hand poised over the wound. "I just remembered that salt makes wounds heal faster!"
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:29:46 GMT -5
"So... we need some kind of dirt or something?" Spiral asked.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:33:47 GMT -5
"Wait for it-" she said and litteraly dived into her cloak, only her legs supporting her were seen and she dove her head and arms into it. "AHA!!!" she yelled and came out with a jar of what looked like red sand. "Salt Siren tears," and she grinned devilishly.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:36:33 GMT -5
"Ah, excellent idea." Spiral said.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:40:46 GMT -5
"You know it," and her grin spread.
"What are Salt Siren tears?" Bean asked.
"Tears from Salt Sirens. Duh!" said Z.
"I got that! But what is so good about them?" Bean asked getting a bit annoyed.
"They are the most salty things in the world, and unlike regual salt instead of healing a would it makes it fester even more. Its a good way to kill Senators in the Empire because no one susspecs the salt in your food! And you can digest it liek regular salt only it kills you!"
"Forget I asked," said Bean.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 17:47:27 GMT -5
Zaeon laughed. "You learn something new everyday." He said.
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Post by Xazz on May 5, 2006 17:51:35 GMT -5
"Yes, I know you do," said Z and poured some of the Salt Siren tears into Shrek's wound. He started screaming. "I never get tired of that sound," she said and twirled.
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Lord Zaeon
First Lieutenant
The only silent Jedi... ever.
Posts: 1,200
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Post by Lord Zaeon on May 5, 2006 18:00:36 GMT -5
Zaeon let out a laugh again, then turned to the godmother... who wasn't there. "Blast her aquatic properties!" Zaeon asid.
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